Vanessa King grew up wanting to be a back-up singer and/or pediatrician. Unfortunately, she disappointed her family and went into film, but she is happy to diagnose you via WebMD and/or meet you for a 3-hour karaoke set. She DVRs Jeopardy and knows the lyrics to every TV theme song from the 1980′s. She’s still going through her quarterlife crisis which means she’s on track to live to be 129 years old. She lives alone in NYC which is considered an accomplishment, but she has two cats which is considered a cry for help. Huffington Post has named her one of the funniest women on Twitter.